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We ordered breakfast in our roomToast with butter/honeyNot expecting this wot cameBut pleased (yep) it was runny…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Got a big party?Ring (ask for Stan)I’m here at your serviceBig parties I can…. My driver….not me Don MatthewsOctober 2022

The store was stocked with everythingThings (all different sorts)Sandwiches and cakes, and evenEven things for sport…. No coffee on the go? What sort of shop are you?…… He’s given me a free box of bullets. How nice…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Whatever is she up to?Whatever is she, what?Whatever is she doing Merle?I think she’s lost the plot…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Welcome to our countryPlease enjoy your stay(Big Mac we do recommend)Have a happy day…. Thanks guys…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him This load is bit unusualNeeding special careTied it down with guy ropesGot two (makes a pair)…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Daisy has gone AWOLShe hasn’t told us whereIf perchance you find herKeep her, we don’t care…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Ralph is FCS resident dog Just having a romp roundEnjoying the dayNothing to worry ’boutAll dog all play…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

They’re flying in in thousandsTonnes of CO2Why cannot it be virtualAudience wider too? Because we like to handshakeAir-kiss the ladies allRenewing old acquaintancesHaving us a ball (Then we fly home emitting more tonnes of CO2……) Oh…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Justin’s been chosenFor dining No 1Restaurant BotanicTattooed arms done How is this attractive in a top chef?More suited to a construction worker Don MatthewsOctober 2022