New restaurant’s just appeared in townGot a top 10 rateShit darling! come look at thisI’ve got a dirty plate!…… It’s the new avante garde design madam……. I knew we shouldn’t have got Stan to design the new plates Doris….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Category Archives: RESTAURANT FAILS
Stan Prints a Menu
We asked the printer StanTo logo our menuR (restaurant Regina)And this is what he do…….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
More Signwriting For Stan
Needed sign so Stan we called(For our restaurant)Applied his skills, with lots of frills(But not quite what we want)……. Bit squashed for space boss…. Don Matthews February 2021
Menu
We thought this would help all our patronsTo understand what’s on the menuIt’s complex and needs much explainingTo give it the justice, it’s due…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
More Signwriting For Stan
Needed sign so Stan we called(For our restaurant)Applied his skills (with lots of frills)(But not quite want we want)…… Was a bit squashed for room boss…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Shadows
Reminds me of the shadowA famous bridge does castAll innocent in certain lightsIn others makes one gasp….. Westminster Bridge featured in previous post Bridge Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Stan Lights the Menu Board
We wanted lights on menu boardCalled for electrician StanHe lit the board up fast and brightThis many-talent man Why are we not selling these items Doris?…. Call Stan back dear…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Hey Stan No Longer Have To…
Hey Stan no longer have toAsk are you in there?All I have to do nowIs find your bottom (bare)……. Shit Don go away… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
They’re Queuing Up For Miles
We had a problem selling thisTill Stan had great ideaThey’re queuing up for miles nowTo get a free one here…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
We Are Pleased With Stan’s Artistry
We wanted some nice modern artTo place on our restaurant wallKnowing Stan was known for thisWe rang and gave Stanley a call…… We are pleased with Stan’s artistry – good talking point with patrons Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 