Category Archives: Quotes

“No-one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as your dog does” Christopher MorleyUS author

If at first you do succeedtry something harder

You know that you’re a really boring personwhen someone steals your identityand then tries to give it back

The cleaning lady stole my mood ringand I don’t know how to feel about it

Just asking If the plural of tooth is teethwhy isn’t the plural of booth beeth?

The issue’s not the problemit’s how it’s dealt that counts My issue is bipolar maniaI’m dealing with it Sorta…… DM

Time doesn’t heal wounds,it builds scar tissue

From the Book of the World’s Biggest Lies“I’ll call you later”

Remember, if the world didn’t suck,we’d all fall off