Quotes – Page 32 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If at first you do succeed,try something harder

“A bookstore is only one of the pieces of evidence we havethat people are still thinking” Jerry SeinfeldUS comedian

We are all God’s children -by a previous marriage

Message on child’s T-shirt I turned 7 in quarantine

I’m bored. I’m gonna learn to type with my toes

“A somebody was once a nobodywho wanted to and did” John BurroughsUS naturalist

Bumper sticker Honk if you love peace and quiet

Whatever it is that hits the fanwill not be evenly distributed

If it’s incomprehensibleit’s mathematics

” My wife’s an earth sign. I’m a water sign.Together we make mud” Henny YoungmanUS comedian