Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Eggs
We love eggsDown our gutLet’s go try thisNew eggslut Sounds yummy dear…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Ladder
Field next door was greenerTook a ladder routeGot in spot of botherHow do I get out?…. Shit…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘What’s Up’ (4 Non Blonds) Allie Sherlock
Allie Sherlock (born 7 April 2005) is an Irish singer, guitarist, songwriter, and busker. Lyrics below 25 years and my life is stillTryin’ to get up that great big hill of hopeFor a destination I realized quickly when I knew I shouldThat the world was made up of this brotherhood of manFor whatever that means And soContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘What’s Up’ (4 Non Blonds) Allie Sherlock”
Billboards are an Eyesore
Billboards are an eyesoreVisual blights in townsPoland’s waging war on themBillboards pulling down…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio -The Hans Edler Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his able assistant Perc Hans had lovely nipplesOnes which did protrudeDressed him in a leopards capeReduced amount of nude Production Notes We thought the stern look was appropriate for Dirty Sally Hans wanted a bare midriff but we said red would increase sales If you say so heContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio -The Hans Edler Job”
Master Chopper
I am a Master ChopperLook up for great inspireZucchini is my latest veg(I also am for hire)…. I now have four fingers…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Baseballer
I am an expert baseballerWill show you latest trickHave practised this till perfect(And yep my name is Dick)…. Well done Dick…… Don MatthewsJune 2022