donmatthewspoetry

Flip ‘n’ Style

You don’t need hair to like thisIt’s lots of fun to useFlip ‘n’ style by Panasonic(Complete with blow-proof fuse)…. I want one…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Toilet in the Middle

On our toilet mummyLucy we could seeJohnny in a hurryThen jumped on for pee…. We clapped all of them mummy…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Upgrade

Our waiting room’s upgradedLovely padded chairsWaiting’s now in comfortCandle fills the air…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Personality

Write something incorporating the word ‘personality’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PERSONALITY Through his personalityHe whips supporters upTo them he is their One True GodOn gilded Throne (yup yup) No-one in particular Fan……. DM

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Indian lawyer cleans river)

Indian lawyer Afroz Shah and volunteers have cleaned a 2km stretch the 18km Mithri River in two years

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘All I Need Is a Miracle’ Mike and the Mechanics’ (1986)

Mike and the Mechanics is an English rock supergroup formed in Dover in 1985 by Mike Rutherford, initially as a side project during a hiatus period for his earlier group Genesis. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Down the Toot

Donald’s re-electionIs going down the tootWhat a bleeding pityIn his foot he’s put So much effort/energy(Also put in too)All to see it disappearWasted (down the loo) He’s just sent a tweet……says ‘get stuffed’ DM

Stan Selects Bathroom Top

Stan is a man with many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We love our bathroom top (it’s new)Installed by Stan todayPlain and monochrome it isNot awful bright and gay…. We love it Stan…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Beginning/End

All things have beginningsMiddle and an endThis is it’s beginning/endBuilt so could defend…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

If a tree falls in the forestand it isn’t posted on Facebookdid it really happen?