Returning soldiersWanting funTo the dance hallEvery one…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
Impressive
Jeez that was impressiveGuidance working wellMarketing I now can doPlenty here to sell…. Shit!…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Titanic money)
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (karaoke inventor)
Obscene Contrast
Adele is shownWearing ringMillion dollarsSparkly thing Columbia mudSlide is shownMany diedBuried homes Adele’s ringMay have paidRebuild costsLives remade Rich and poorObscene contrastWill go onAnd onAnd onAnd on Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Just once I want a user nameand password to say ‘close enough’
FCS Daily Music Video – Blues Caravan – Katarina Pejak
Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan Gets Called Back For a Toilet Problem
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Stan installed our toilet(Porcelain and white)Stan, we’ve got a problemSomething’s not quite right…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Perfect Sober
I’m perfect sober officerWill show you my press-upWhich I can do cos soberCan also then get up…. I’m sure none of you are like this…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Flaming Cava
Happy birthday AlbertWe’ve made a specialtyJust for you a flaming cavaGratis, look and see…. Happy Birthday Albert…… Shit, what happened guys?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022 Looks like flaming cavas set off fire sprinklers….hmm