Slow-Cook/Speed-Cook

Gas and our nice electricity
Have now become luxury goods
Which got me all started to thinking
Speed cooking might be option good

No more should high-profile telly chefs be
Advising us to cook for hours 5
Do this my dear viewers for hours 5
For melt-in-the-mouth tea for 5


Don’t tell them your 5hr cook will cost $100 Gordon……..

F***k no John. Ratings……



Don Matthews
October 2022