Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Being an expert in plumbingThe Castle did call me (come Stan)We have urgent need for your serviceSo on my bike I quickly ran…. I absolutely love it…… Arise Sir Stan…….. Gosh …… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Monthly Archives: October 2022
Priscilla at the Window
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I use the blinds behind meWhen going in and outWhether slow or whether fastIt is my usual route…. Shit man!…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Honky Tonk Woman’ Joe Cocker, Leon Russell (guitar), Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1970)
John Robert “Joe” Cocker OBE (20 May 1944 – 22 December 2014) was an English singer known for his gritty, bluesy voice and dynamic stage performances that featured expressive body movements. Leon Russell played in and organised the Mad Dogs and Englishmen tour of 1970 Thematically, a “honky tonk woman” refers to a dancing girl in a western bar; theContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Honky Tonk Woman’ Joe Cocker, Leon Russell (guitar), Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1970)”
Got a Shoe Problem Mum
I do I have a problemWhen putting on my shoesMy mum’s agreed to buy someTo solve my problem (shoes)… Which is my right foot mum?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Tap
I find this tap convenientEasy to controlEasy to turn on and offWhen I’m washing dishes…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Drummers
A happy band of drummersDrumming really loudNothing puts them offDrumming for the crowd…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Throw It
You finish a drink cartonThen throw it awayNo care for the environmentWhat more can I say?…. In a housing ghetto somewhere. I didn’t record where…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Kim
Do you like my boobs?Do you like my ass?I’m a self-made billionaireI am Kim Kadash Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Is there a law which dictatesthat those who hold ticketsto the centre seats in the row of a theatrealways arrive last?
Stan Tops a Palm Tree
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Done the trigonometrySine and cosine tooSafety (yep) all coveredNow just have to do…. Shit!..Forgot the hypotenuse…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 