Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Deadpan

Write something incorporating the word ‘deadpan’.

Should you accept, go forth.
Show your creative juices

I accept.
Here goes….

ODE TO DEADPAN

I’m a little deadpan
Met my fate
Killed off cos of
Too hotplate

Why’s it talking if it’s dead Fan?……

Maybe I got psychic powers?……

DM