Monthly Archives: August 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (highway)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Mosquito
Write something incorporating the word ‘mosquito’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MOSQUITO Mosquito (me) hates dubstepMusic (dj decks)Stops me wanting yummy bloodStops me wanting sex It says shit to dubstep Fan…… Scientists say aggressive vibrations confuses them. Upsets their sex drive…… Dubstep? Electronic dance music…boom boomContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Mosquito”
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Waymore’s Blues’ Whitey Morgan
Whitey Morgan and the 78’s are an American honky tonk country band, based in Flint, Michigan, United States. Formed in 2010 “Waymore’s Blues” is a pedal steel guitar ode to a rambling lifestyle, paying tribute to legendary country artist Jimmie Rodgers. Lyrics below (Waylon Jennings – Curtis Buck writers) Well, I woke up this mornin’ it was drizzlin’ rainAround theContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Waymore’s Blues’ Whitey Morgan”
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (raptors)
Lemons
See the lovely lemonsLarge and juicy, ripe?Used for making Bar Mix(Lemons juicy ripe)…. Straight from sunny California…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Flip ‘n’ Style
You don’t need hair to like thisIt’s lots of fun to useFlip ‘n’ style by Panasonic(Complete with blow-proof fuse)…. I want one…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Toilet in the Middle
On our toilet mummyLucy we could seeJohnny in a hurryThen jumped on for pee…. We clapped all of them mummy…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Upgrade
Our waiting room’s upgradedLovely padded chairsWaiting’s now in comfortCandle fills the air…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Personality
Write something incorporating the word ‘personality’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PERSONALITY Through his personalityHe whips supporters upTo them he is their One True GodOn gilded Throne (yup yup) No-one in particular Fan……. DM
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 