Go Girl – For When the Need Arises

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Ladies no longer need sitting
Or when in the bush needing squat
Just bring out your trusty pink FUD
And show (like a man) what you’ve got

No sitting on more dirty toilets
No queuing to get in a stall
Just whip out your trusty pink FUD
Find tree and just let nature call

Although my verse here might sound flippant
FUDs are not funny at all
Their applications and reasons for are serious
In helping women answer nature’s call


(Not heard of them?….)





Don Matthews
February 2021


Published by donmatthewspoetry

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