FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetry
and exploring things different
The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome.
LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them
Welcome to the
LMS TOILET STOP
Here we present guest writers who specialise in the difficult art of writing quality poetry relating to the comfort station, or dunny as we Australians call it. I have searched high and low for quality poets. There is much shitty stuff out there. LMS has high standards.
If any of you wish to use the loo before our guest comes to the mic we will hang on.
Everyone back and happy? Good. Today’s guest toilet poet is Mike Dailey
Toilet Paper Roll
The biggest controversy of the day Is toilet paper – which way should it lay Should it roll under and hug the bathroom wall Or over the top and stand out till it’s small Personally, I’m a top roll guy It puts it that much closer to my thigh And as we age our movements start to slow I like things close because you never know
Script Don Matthews
Poem Mike Dailey