The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Mike Dailey

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetry
and exploring things different

The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome.

LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. This is one of them


Welcome to the
LMS TOILET STOP

Here we present guest writers who specialise in the difficult art of writing quality poetry relating to the comfort station, or dunny as we Australians call it. I have searched high and low for quality poets. There is much shitty stuff out there. LMS has high standards.

If any of you wish to use the loo before our guest comes to the mic we will hang on.

Everyone back and happy? Good. Today’s guest toilet poet is Mike Dailey

Toilet Paper Roll

The biggest controversy of the day
Is toilet paper – which way should it lay
Should it roll under and hug the bathroom wall
Or over the top and stand out till it’s small
Personally, I’m a top roll guy
It puts it that much closer to my thigh
And as we age our movements start to slow
I like things close because you never know

Script Don Matthews
Poem Mike Dailey
September 2020



G’day.
LMS is built, owned and operated by me drinking mate Don




Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

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