Man plunges into Sydney Zoo aquarium in underwear.
Startled fish dart away (who wouldn’t?).
Zoo management unimpressed. .Police investigating
Good heavens, a new fish has joined us
To share in our aqueous abode
My fishy friends darting (all startled)
What’s that on it’s bottom is growed?
New fish friend he videod the plungement
Exclaiming shit “What the fuck is that”
Then posted it up on social media
And dat my friends, yep, dat is dat