We Have a Visitor Nemo

Man plunges into Sydney Zoo aquarium in underwear.

Startled fish dart away (who wouldn’t?).

Zoo management unimpressed. .Police investigating

Good heavens, a new fish has joined us

To share in our aqueous abode

My fishy friends darting (all startled)

What’s that on it’s bottom is growed?

New fish friend he videod the plungement

Exclaiming shit “What the fuck is that”

Then posted it up on social media

And dat my friends, yep, dat is dat

Don Matthews

July 2020