You know when you’re getting oldwhen you’re sitting in a rocking chairand can’t get it started
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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
The punishment for wanting too many things is the debt penalty
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You never get a second chanceto make a first impression
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
By the time you learn the rules of lifeyou’re too old to play the game
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Someone who thinks logicallyprovides a nice contrastto the real world
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
To avoid middle agecreeping up on you walk backwards
Josh Billings
“Genius ain’t more than elegant common sense” Josh BillingsUS humourist
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
You know when you’re getting oldwhen you step off the footpathand look down one more timeto make sure the street is still there
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Inside every old person is a young personwondering what happened
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 