Had an interesting convoWith local in-house spideWe often do this regularlyWhen he comes out of hide…. me: how do I know it’s a he?…… hairy legs…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
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Gadget
Bought this useful gadgetFrom the local storeSaid it works real perfectlySo went back bought four more…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Eggs
We specialize in makingOmelettes out of eggsChecked out by the Egg BoardAre all of our eggs…. See us at work below…. All our eggs have been checked by the Egg Board…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan Takes On Aston Martin Advertising Manager Position
Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They offered me a good jobAsked for bit of spiceThe salary they offeredWas also very nice My first job went down well with the Board….. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Dr Jolly
Dr Jolly hereListen little DonFall off treeAll good fun Haha…. Haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
For My Next Stunt
I am a stunt driverFolk watch me (no hands)Do all my own stuntsMake sure they’re well-planned…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Ferentari, Bucherest, Romania
Mainly squatters live hereNo elec-tricityWhat a what a way to liveJust scroll down and see…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Stan and Perc Answer An Ad For Farm Workers
Stan is a man of many talents (aided by his apprentice Perc)We at FCS are privileged to be associated with them We saw an adver-tisementAnd thought we’d have a goSounded rather different(And also short of dough)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Halloween Needs a Rethink Billy
Think again now BillyFor your HalloweenThings have changed from latter yearsChanged from what they’ve been…. I’m gonna take auntie Dea’s advice mummy……I’m gonna go dig up one Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Priscilla Poses for Video
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Why you puttingUp your thumb?Pretty sillyPretty dumb…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022