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Stan Solves a Tap Problem

Stan is a man of many talents. He excels in the plumbing fieldWe at FCS are honoured to be associated with him Some people get bit mixed upThey’re not sure what to doTo help them with their problemI did this in the loo….. Thankyou very much Stan. We were so confused before…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

FCS (a magnet)

FCS (a magnet)Some people it attractsRuns on humour/sillinessAlso WordPress backed DM

Conversation with Local In-House Spide

Had an interesting convoWith local in-house spideWe often do this regularlyWhen he comes out of hide…. me: how do I know it’s a he?…… hairy legs…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Gadget

Bought this useful gadgetFrom the local storeSaid it works real perfectlySo went back bought four more…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Eggs

We specialize in makingOmelettes out of eggsChecked out by the Egg BoardAre all of our eggs…. See us at work below…. All our eggs have been checked by the Egg Board…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Stan Takes On Aston Martin Advertising Manager Position

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him They offered me a good jobAsked for bit of spiceThe salary they offeredWas also very nice My first job went down well with the Board….. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Dr Jolly

Dr Jolly hereListen little DonFall off treeAll good fun Haha…. Haha…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022

For My Next Stunt

I am a stunt driverFolk watch me (no hands)Do all my own stuntsMake sure they’re well-planned…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Ferentari, Bucherest, Romania

Mainly squatters live hereNo elec-tricityWhat a what a way to liveJust scroll down and see…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022

Stan and Perc Answer An Ad For Farm Workers

Stan is a man of many talents (aided by his apprentice Perc)We at FCS are privileged to be associated with them We saw an adver-tisementAnd thought we’d have a goSounded rather different(And also short of dough)…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022