I notified the restaurantTheir spelling wasn’t rightThey thanked me, said they’d change itI checked and yep, now right…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Category Archives: RESTAURANT FAILS
Stan’s Our Shining Star
Stan’s our latest re-cruitHe’s a shining starHad this brilliant drawcardTo our salad bar……. Well done Stan….should increase sale of salads Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
It’s Just Like Diet Water
It’s just like diet waterExcept this one is hardWe’re working on a gluten-freeOne (that’s also hard)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
We Are a Top-Clean Restaurant
We are a top-clean restaurantNo pests/diseases hereInspected by the Board of HealthCome eat here with no fear…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stan Called For Important Electrical Work
We opened our new cafeCalled electrician StanAsked for signage above the doorStan did what he can…… What re-programming boss?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
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