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Category Archives: RESTAURANT FAILS

I Notified the Restaurant

I notified the restaurantTheir spelling wasn’t rightThey thanked me, said they’d change itI checked and yep, now right…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 7, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:restaurant, sign, spelling7 Comments on I Notified the Restaurant

Stan’s Our Shining Star

Stan’s our latest re-cruitHe’s a shining starHad this brilliant drawcardTo our salad bar……. Well done Stan….should increase sale of salads Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:poetry, salads6 Comments on Stan’s Our Shining Star

It’s Just Like Diet Water

It’s just like diet waterExcept this one is hardWe’re working on a gluten-freeOne (that’s also hard)…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:cafe, ice machine, poetry7 Comments on It’s Just Like Diet Water

We Are a Top-Clean Restaurant

We are a top-clean restaurantNo pests/diseases hereInspected by the Board of HealthCome eat here with no fear…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 1, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILSTags:cockroach, health, poetry, restaurant6 Comments on We Are a Top-Clean Restaurant

Stan Called For Important Electrical Work

We opened our new cafeCalled electrician StanAsked for signage above the doorStan did what he can…… What re-programming boss?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 31, 2021Posted inRESTAURANT FAILS4 Comments on Stan Called For Important Electrical Work

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