Category Archives: Quotes

Most nudists are peopleyou don’t want to see naked

He who throws dirtloses ground

Keep Australia green – adopt a frog

Twitter is free butthe hidden cost is your life

The adjective for metal is metallic,but not so for iron, which is ironic

Don’t marry for money –you can borrow it cheaper

Ignorance is themother of research

If you want breakfast in bedsleep in the kitchen

The worst part of parallel parkingis the witnesses

The sad thing about troubleis that it often starts out as fun