Category Archives: Quotes

Laugh all you want.My Encyclopedia Britannica setwill never reveal my search history

I also put in a request. And he listened……

I was born intelligent –education ruined me

My wife is a sex objectWhen I ask for sex she objects

Silence is the bestreply to a fool

Just once I want a user nameand password to say ‘close enough’

There can be sunshine aftereven the darkest of days

Back in the day Going to parties whereno-one checked their phones

There is no such thing as a grouchy person.The truth is once you get oldyou stop being politeand start being honest

When I was a kid my social network was called ‘outside’