Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Page 92 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Gas

Write something incorporating the word ‘gas’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GAS I am a little bubbleBubble full of gasJust escaped from writer’s bod(Shit, this rhyme is crass) Sorry Fan….you will give me such words DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Boat

Write something incorporating the word ‘boat’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BASICALLY My poetry is basicallySimple sort of stuffBut can add in a shit or twoFor bit of spice and rough…. Always remembering the tender-eared among us Fan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Boat

Write something incorporating the word ‘boat’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BOAT I saw a boat a’sailingThrough the silken skyI called out to those sailingHello there, hello, hi? Just a dream Fan…… Diaphanous damsels on board too. Bugger……. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Trust

Write something incorporating the word ‘trust’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRUST We trust our sites stay cleanlyWe trust our sites stay wholeWe can however add a bitOf saucy LOL Anything over will need a kiddie warning Fan….. Gotta think of the little ones…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Junk

Write something incorporating the word ‘junk’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RUBBISH Why are you giving meRubbish and junkExpecting a verseOf panache and of plunk? Why Fan?…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Empathy

Write something incorporating the word ’empathy’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EMPATHY I have empathy for my shadowMy shadow has empathy for meWe are both quite twisted with empathyAn empathetic couple we be You may not understand our relationship Fan. That’s OK…….. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sample

Write something incorporating the word ‘sample’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SAMPLE I sent my urine sampleFor analysisResult did come back tp meYes Don it’s your piss Phew Fan. Was worried ’bout the blue colour…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Broadband

Write something incorporating the word ‘broadband’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BROADBAND Do you have a broadbandConnection in your house?No, I am on dial-upComplete with wired-up mouse Jeez Fan, talk about archaic…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Furtive

Write something incorporating the word ‘furtive’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FURTIVE She walked outside real furtive likeWearing nothing onI overlooked fence furtive like(Her name was sweet Yvonne) She did this every day at 4Furtive she did doAnd I looked on at 4 each dayAt sweetContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Furtive”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Waver

Write something incorporating the word ‘waver’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WAVER (Yep) he raised his arm upTo (yep) waver bye byeAnd she in turn did likewiseTo (yep) wavim bye bye Sigh. What a nice parting Fan……. Waver and wavim – from my dictionary………. DM