Write something incorporating the word ‘ignore’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Lexxie and Trixxie are hussy buddies. (friends of FCS) ODE TO IGNORE The girls are quite annoyed with meTo them, say I ignorePlacated them with whiskey/ginAnd they said thankyou Don Aren’t they nice Fan?…… Thankyou for helpingContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ignore”
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Untenable
Write something incorporating the word ‘untenable’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO UNTENABLE The President (at last)At last saw the signsHis position was untenableSo ups and resigns Not the one I knew Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Stock
Write something incorporating the word ‘stock’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STOCK (by NRA member 4372) They didn’t have my favouriteAssault rifle gunI’m left all shattered/broken(Out of stock, had none) Told 4372 this was inappropriatefor your site Fan. Wouldn’t listen…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cogent
Write something incorporating the word ‘cogent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COGENT I am a coladyMy friend’s a cogentWe mix with the othersAll giving consent How nice Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Weak
Write something incorporating the word ‘weak’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WEAK I am weakI not strongGo to gymAll day long No improvement Fan. Am I doing something wrong?…….. DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Listless
Write something incorporating the word ‘listless’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LISTLESS I have two sets of listsListless and listmoreI keep converting more to lessBut listmore will add more I can’t win Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Predict
Write something incorporating the word ‘predict’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PREDICT Mendeleev (smart guy)Was able to predictElements which then unknown(Wasn’t known as Mick) Dmitri…… Chemistry lesson for you Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Warning
Write something incorporating the word ‘warning’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WARNING I gave the little buggersA warning (seems in vain)My neurons won’t stop partyingDriving me insane I need a holiday Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Intermittent
Write something incorporating the word ‘intermittent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INTERMITTENT My brain is intermittentEither off or onRight now it’s in it’s off modeSigning off, yours On Waiting for the on-mode to kick in Fan…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Twitch
Write something incorporating the word ‘twitch’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TWITCH They’d sprinkle fairy dustAnd twitch their little noseAnd all the windows would be sparklingI’d have no dirty clothes A struggle Fan. Best I could do…… DM
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