Category Archives: Fandango’s One Word Challenge

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Upgrade

Write something incorporating the word ‘upgrade’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO UPGRADE Phone rings, “Hello Flo here”Upgrade you do needPlease give me your bank detailsOur tech come fix your need BSB 0423Account add 4, 5, 6Thankyou Flo, our tech will comeUpgrade you (quick fix) Thankyou (SheContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Upgrade”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Incisive

Write something incorporating the word ‘incisive’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INCISIVE Incisive (yep) we know ofNo problem (there ya go)Outcisive never heard of?Well now you have (yo yo) They are known as in/out couples Fan…….. As are incest and outcest…….(two types of cest) You knowContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Incisive”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insubstantial

Write something incorporating the word ‘insubstantial’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INSUBSTANTIAL In and out of ‘stantialIn and out I goInsubstantial, doom and gloomI out substantial go I didn’t realise in substantial was so bad Fan……. Hope Outsubstantial is more fun……. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Aficionado

Write something incorporating the word ‘aficionado’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. My head refused to co-operate Fan. Sorry…… ODE TO WHATEVERTHATLONGWORDIS Long words head can’t copeGive up, says no hopeLittle words like shit thoSays can cope with it tho I can cope with ‘It’ as well it saysContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Aficionado”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tension

Write something incorporating the word ‘tension’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Lexxie and Trixxie are hussy buddies. Good friends of FCS ODE TO TENSION Tension I am feelingTension day and nightWordPress in your ServerHelp me fix this blight Says have a whiskey Fan…… Is that wise?…… I thoughtContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tension”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Grovel

Write something incorporating the word ‘grovel’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GROVEL I am a groveling sycophantGrovel grovel grovelYes boss yes boss yes boss yesGrovel grovel grovel I shower him with gifts each month too Fan…… “Thanks Jack” he says…… My name’s Gerald?…… PS. Why isn’tContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Grovel”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Trepidation

Write something incorporating the word ‘trepidation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TREPIDATION Applied (with trepidation)Entry free of costReply (email) came back to meSorry, go get lost I tried Fan…… A senior. Have they no heart?…… DM My hard drive’s overloadedFOWC’s to blameNeed to put up extrasGetContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Trepidation”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Extract

Write something incorporating the word ‘extract’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. The Tracts were away visiting grandma yesterday so unable to participate.They send their apologies. ODE TO EXTRACT (and little Wy and little Zed) Three Tracts (little triplets)Ex and Wy and ZedAll were little sistersAll slept in oneContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Extract”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sordid

Write something incorporating the word ‘sordid’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SORDID Sor did thisSor did thatNo I didn’tDidn’t do dat Or dis either…. Do what Fan?…… Sounds like Sor’s being bullied…… DM My hard drive’s overloadedFOWC’s to blameNeed to put up extrasGet things back theContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sordid”