Write something incorporating the word ‘college’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Stan is a well-known tradie on Flippant, Comic and Serious.He’s written a piece specially for this prompt ODE TO COLLEGE by Stan I went to universityTo learn my tools of tradeHow to unblock toiletsUsing shovel/spade They don’tContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – College”
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Costume
Write something incorporating the word ‘costume’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COSTUME I want to be a spiderSo go to Costume LandThey hire me out black widow(Made in China brand) Golly. hope me legs don’t fall off…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Music
Write something incorporating the word ‘music’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juice I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MUSIC Music with FandangoLet’s all have a beerSanta’s giving free jabs whileReading Edward Lear I wanna get a jab from Santa and listen to Edward mummy….. You’ll have to wait till Rudolph gets vaccinated dear…….Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Music”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – X-Ray
Write something incorporating the word ‘X-ray’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept. Here goes…. ODE TO WILLY ROENTGEN , X-RAY AND WIFE BERTHA Willy Roentgen had no ideaSo he named them XHe coulda named them Y or ZAnd yep, had lotsa sex With Bertha No children Why? Dunno…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Consecutive
Write something incorporating the word ‘consecutive’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juice I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CONSECUTIVE by Billy 1, 2, 3 are numbers‘Consecutive’ she saidBy my favourite teacherSadly she is dead I did like her. Miss Prunella…. Billy remembers this long word from Miss Prunella Fandango. He appreciates the chanceContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Consecutive”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Title
Write something incorporating the word ‘title’. Should you accept, go forth. I accept.Going forth ODE TO TITLE In the Middle AgesTitle was spelt tittleLike the buxom wenchesWith their little tittles Don’t believe me?…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Monopolize
Write something incorporating the word ‘monopolize’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept. Here goes…. ODE TO MONOPOLIZE I your eyesMonopolizeShe say thisIs not wise I say whyIs this so?She repliesI dunno? Gawd…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Regurgitate
Write something incorporating the word ‘regurgitate’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juice I accept. Here goes…. ODE TO REGURGITATE I’m inna state regurgitateThey say it’s overweightBut really I am pregnant(He pulled out bit too late) Just joking…… (overweight can cause regurgitation)
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