Write something incorporating the word ‘mayhem’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MAYHEM America is in mayhemDemocracy is shotGuns and greed are in controlUS has lost the plot DM
Category Archives: Fandango’s One Word Challenge
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Skyline
Write something incorporating the word ‘skyline. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SKYLINE Skyline back is lineskyJets like to lineskyColour white’s their favourite hueWhy white I wonder, why? Boeing is working on a blue jet contrail blend.Blends with the sky to reduce visual pollution (how thoughtful)Jets switchContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Skyline”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Guys
Write something incorporating the word ‘guys’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO GUYS Bad guys are out to get meI’m hiding in the roofGraffiti’d on their motorbikesI think you are a poof Jeez, some people can’t take a joke…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tempo
Write something incorporating the word ‘tempo’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TEMPO Tempo tempoNice and slowOh so lightly tippy toeThrough the tulips yo ho ho Tempo fasterTempo goNow in discoHo yo yo You keeping up Fan?…… Tempo tempoBeat ya drumBoom boom boom boomYum yum yum?? DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Hazard
Write something incorporating the word ‘hazard’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO HAZARD She is a walking hazardShort dress and tits/fall-outA vixen in disguise with darkIntentions I’ve no doubt.. Come to me big boy…. Shit, I could be in trouble here….. It’s all your fault Fandango…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Grit
Write something incorporating the word ‘grit’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITTLE GRIT I am a little friendlyFriendly little gritI’ve come to rest in someone’s eyeAll they can say is shit Why are they saying shit mummy?…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imbibe
Write something incorporating the word ‘imbibe’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO IMBIBE Encourage me she did (Fan)Imbibe great stacks of wineThen had the cheek to bed meWhich I did rather like….. Woke to an empty bed…. No wallet, TV remote, dinky toy collection….. Felt shit allContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Imbibe”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ungainly
Write something incorporating the word ‘ungainly’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO UNGAINLY Floating around in the primordial soupWas little miss gainly and little master unWhen all of a sudden they collided (fell in love)Thus forming ungainly (now happily one) Now living happily as Mr and MrsContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ungainly”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Experimental
Write something incorporating the word ‘experimental’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EXPERIMENTAL I am experimentalJust look and you can tellI may work or I may just notCome Don ring my bell…. ding …ding….? What am I? No idea ….. A test-run fire engine on Mars……. ElonContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Experimental”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sold
Write something incorporating the word ‘sold’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SOLD Once I was a big wordSolder, now just soldMy end (er) just got sick of mePoof!, vanished, lo behold Mummy said I should be nicer to my ends…… DM