Yusuf Hazziez (born Joseph Arrington Jr.; August 8, 1935 – August 13, 1982), known professionally as Joe Tex, was an American singer and musician who gained success in the 1960s and 1970s with his brand of Southern soul, which mixed the styles of funk, country, gospel, and rhythm and blues
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Three nights ago, I was at a disco Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down She wanted to bump some more, but I told her no You done knocked me down once You done knocked me down once Said if you wanna dance Find you a big fat man Ya'll both can get on down Ya'll both can get on down, huh I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Lord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Somebody take her She's too big for me She'll knock me down, oh well She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat She wanted to get on down, still wanna get on down I told her to go on and leave me alone I ain't gettin' down You done hurt my hip once I know what you'll do I ain't gonna bump with you I don't feel like gettin' down, don't feel like gettin' down She just shook her head at every word I said She wanted to get on down, that woman wanna to get on down She did that dip again and I hit the floor again She was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman Somebody take her, I don't want her She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down Somebody take her, I don't want her Say, Leroy, you can have this one, dude This big fat woman, dude, I don't want her
Don Matthews
July 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 