The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don

FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetry
and exploring things different

The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky
you have now become a member. Welcome.

LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth.
This is one of them


Welcome to the
LMS TOILET STOP

Here we present guest writers who specialise in the difficult art of writing quality poetry relating to the comfort station, or dunny as we Australians call it. I have searched high and low for quality poets. There is much shitty stuff out there. LMS has high standards thankyou.

I had trouble finding a suitable poet for today’s visit so not to let you down I dug into my own collection of dunny poems and found this. At the height of the pandemic you will remember supermarket shelves were cleared of toilet rolls. I had to resort to moss growing in my garden such was my desperation.

If any of you wish to use the loo before I begin we will hang on.

Everyone back and happy? Good.

(tap tap…..me testing mic)

Puzzled Supermarket Shelf

(Some enterprising supermarket seems to have given up)

I am a supermarket shelf
Where have my rolls all gone?
You’ve filled me up with Easter eggs
Whatever’s going on?

Supplies of your loved toilet rolls
Have all but vanished, gone
You being empty, not good look
You’ve nothing for the john


For Easter we are telling our customers
To take the family on a toilet paper hunt
They are hidden in various locations
What you find you get to keep

What fun mummy……

Don Matthews
Easter April 2020


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G’day.
LMS is built, owned and operated by me drinking mate Don

Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

One thought on “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Stand-in Poet, Don

  1. Oh the toilet roll shortage! This didn’t happen in Spain. Perhaps only English speaking countries thought covid-19 might be a gastrointestinal disorder…who knows? Let’s see if it happens again this time!

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