Colin Carpenter, Australian Constipations Expert

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Colin (not a carpenter)
True blue Aussie guy
Expert in the constipations
Spread across the sky

Where did he learn such knowledge
About our southern sky?
He went to university
And dat my fiends is why

Asked ’bout many questions
Told us what he knew
Well done Colin Carpenter
Aussie through and through



Don Matthews
October 2020


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