John Travolta has just been to our town
Multimillionaire, Scientologist, movie star
He loves it and wants to come back here
Travel round in his limousine car
An autograph? Yes, but will cost you
Dollars 200 (quick scrawl)
It took him just only few seconds
You look what you got. Is that all?
You want to be photographed with John T?
250 dollars what it will cost
Why? He’s a millionaire already?
I feel I’m being exploited at most
You want to be photographed with John T?
And take away a signed photograph?
Dollars 500 will cost you…
What a rip-off…
Barry Humphris freely signs autographs
and has photos with fans…
Don Matthews
August 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 