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Category Archives: KITCHEN FAILS

Learner Cooker

Just started learning cookingIn love with it I fellMy first attempt at cookingI think I went quite well Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 23, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:cooking, kitchen1 Comment on Learner Cooker

I Am An Expert Hotdog Cooker

I am an expert cookerHot dogs I do bestWhen look just right I turn off gasAnd leave for 2 min rest To fully cook and bring out flavour…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 13, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:cooking, hotdog5 Comments on I Am An Expert Hotdog Cooker

Sorry Honey

I’m oh so sorry honeyDid I do something wrong?I put the board down on the plateDid I leave it too long? Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2020Posted inKITCHEN FAILSTags:kitchen, plastic cutting board, stove burnerLeave a comment on Sorry Honey

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