Ralph is a persisterKeeps on does not give upHe learnt this from his parentsHe learnt this as a pup…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 Ralph is the resident FCS dog
Category Archives: Ralph the dog
Ralph’s Plotting Something
Ralph’s intent on thinkingHe’s got that look of plotI’m waiting for what comes outOut that brain he’s got Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 Ralph is our FCS resident dog
Ralph Plays With His Friend
Come on Ralph let’s play some gamesRacing round the floorIn one room and out the nextThen go out the door…. Hey Ralph? did you feel us hit something?…. No? did we?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Dogs Banned From Beach as they Cause Mess
Ralph is banned from goingDown upon the sandThey think he might shit, make a messHe just can’t understand Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Ralph Discovers Hidden Sox, Claims Not Guilty
Just by chance I came acrossAll these ex-posed soxAnd wondered who did put them thereMust have been the fox Our Ralph doesn’t do things like this…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Ralph Misses the Stage
Ralph used to be an actorPlaying leading rolesHe’s now assigned to backstageIt’s breaking poor Ralph’s soul Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Ralph, You’re Also an Idiot
I know Priscilla’s an idiotSeems Ralph is now also one tooHe swallowed the brush from the toiletYou stupid dog, yes stupid you Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Welcome Ralph. The New Addition to Our Family
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I love my dog and he loves meRalph likes his friendly rubAnd when he hears the water runningJoins me in the tub Nice legs Don…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
