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Category Archives: Ralph the dog

Ralph is a Persister

Ralph is a persisterKeeps on does not give upHe learnt this from his parentsHe learnt this as a pup…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 Ralph is the resident FCS dog

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 4, 2021Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, poetryLeave a comment on Ralph is a Persister

Ralph’s Plotting Something

Ralph’s intent on thinkingHe’s got that look of plotI’m waiting for what comes outOut that brain he’s got Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 Ralph is our FCS resident dog

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 3, 2021January 5, 2021Posted inRalph the dogTags:dogLeave a comment on Ralph’s Plotting Something

Ralph Plays With His Friend

Come on Ralph let’s play some gamesRacing round the floorIn one room and out the nextThen go out the door…. Hey Ralph? did you feel us hit something?…. No? did we?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 16, 2020Posted inRalph the dogTags:baby, dog2 Comments on Ralph Plays With His Friend

Dogs Banned From Beach as they Cause Mess

Ralph is banned from goingDown upon the sandThey think he might shit, make a messHe just can’t understand Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 12, 2020Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, mess3 Comments on Dogs Banned From Beach as they Cause Mess

Ralph Discovers Hidden Sox, Claims Not Guilty

Just by chance I came acrossAll these ex-posed soxAnd wondered who did put them thereMust have been the fox Our Ralph doesn’t do things like this…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 1, 2020Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, fox, sox7 Comments on Ralph Discovers Hidden Sox, Claims Not Guilty

Ralph Misses the Stage

Ralph used to be an actorPlaying leading rolesHe’s now assigned to backstageIt’s breaking poor Ralph’s soul Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 31, 2020Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog3 Comments on Ralph Misses the Stage

Ralph, You’re Also an Idiot

I know Priscilla’s an idiotSeems Ralph is now also one tooHe swallowed the brush from the toiletYou stupid dog, yes stupid you Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 26, 2020Posted inRalph the dogTags:cat, dog5 Comments on Ralph, You’re Also an Idiot

Welcome Ralph. The New Addition to Our Family

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I love my dog and he loves meRalph likes his friendly rubAnd when he hears the water runningJoins me in the tub Nice legs Don…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 22, 2020Posted inRalph the dogTags:humour, Ralph the dog3 Comments on Welcome Ralph. The New Addition to Our Family
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