Ralph is FCS resident dog I like to run up hills I doRun up hills I likeGetting to the top is goodTo the top I like…. I won’t give up…… Don MatthewsMay 2022
Category Archives: Ralph the dog
Ralph Learns a New Trick
Ralph is FCS resident dog The purpose of my trick(Been practising some time)Takes coordinationGetting things in line….. More practice needed mate……. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ralphy Loves His Walkies
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralphy loves his walkiesWe go out every dayWalking, happy, RalphyHappy, bouncing, gay…. Don MatthewsMay 2022
Ralph’s Training Course
Ralph is FCS resident dog Took lots of timeWas quite a featBut now knows whatWhat not to eat…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Ralph Watches His Master Leave
Ralph is FCS resident dog My master’s leaving in his carHe’s done it many timesI’ll just sit here and watch him leaveAnd let the rhymer rhyme…. Jeez. I was just quietly watching you leave…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Ralph Feels the Cold
Ralph is FCS resident dog In winter when it’s coldOutside, my head it feelsA chill which tends to penetrate… Sorted…. Aren’t I cute?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Helps in the Kitchen
Ralph is FCS resident dog Show the reader what RalphWe do when finished dinWhere the dirty dishes goWhere we put them in…. Good dog…… Woof…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Goes for a Ride
Ralph is FCS resident dog When Ralph goes out to rideInsists he looks real coolHe wants attention from the girlsThinks he’ll make them drool…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Ralph Gets Kicked Off
Ralph is FCS resident dog This bed was made for me RalphI’m sorry, but it’s mineGo find yourself another onePiss off, don’t stand there, whine…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Ralph Likes the Snow
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph he likes the snowMust be cos it’s whiteA colour he’s not used toThen I could be wrong…. Go Ralph…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
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