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Ralph is a Trier

Ralph is FCS resident dog I like to run up hills I doRun up hills I likeGetting to the top is goodTo the top I like…. I won’t give up…… Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 20, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, humour, runningLeave a comment on Ralph is a Trier

Ralph Learns a New Trick

Ralph is FCS resident dog The purpose of my trick(Been practising some time)Takes coordinationGetting things in line….. More practice needed mate……. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 17, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, humour, poetry, trick1 Comment on Ralph Learns a New Trick

Ralphy Loves His Walkies

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralphy loves his walkiesWe go out every dayWalking, happy, RalphyHappy, bouncing, gay…. Don MatthewsMay 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 3, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:bouncing, dog, humour, poetry4 Comments on Ralphy Loves His Walkies

Ralph’s Training Course

Ralph is FCS resident dog Took lots of timeWas quite a featBut now knows whatWhat not to eat…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 1, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, humour, obedience training, poetry2 Comments on Ralph’s Training Course

Ralph Watches His Master Leave

Ralph is FCS resident dog My master’s leaving in his carHe’s done it many timesI’ll just sit here and watch him leaveAnd let the rhymer rhyme…. Jeez. I was just quietly watching you leave…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 29, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:car, dog, humour, poetry4 Comments on Ralph Watches His Master Leave

Ralph Feels the Cold

Ralph is FCS resident dog In winter when it’s coldOutside, my head it feelsA chill which tends to penetrate… Sorted…. Aren’t I cute?…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:beanie, dog, humour, poetry, snow1 Comment on Ralph Feels the Cold

Ralph Helps in the Kitchen

Ralph is FCS resident dog Show the reader what RalphWe do when finished dinWhere the dirty dishes goWhere we put them in…. Good dog…… Woof…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 5, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:dishwasher, dogs, humour, poetry3 Comments on Ralph Helps in the Kitchen

Ralph Goes for a Ride

Ralph is FCS resident dog When Ralph goes out to rideInsists he looks real coolHe wants attention from the girlsThinks he’ll make them drool…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 14, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, humour, poetry2 Comments on Ralph Goes for a Ride

Ralph Gets Kicked Off

Ralph is FCS resident dog This bed was made for me RalphI’m sorry, but it’s mineGo find yourself another onePiss off, don’t stand there, whine…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 22, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:baby, dog, humour, poetry4 Comments on Ralph Gets Kicked Off

Ralph Likes the Snow

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph he likes the snowMust be cos it’s whiteA colour he’s not used toThen I could be wrong…. Go Ralph…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 10, 2022Posted inRalph the dogTags:dog, humour, poetry, snow2 Comments on Ralph Likes the Snow

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