This skill is very difficult
Involves deep concentration
But when you get the hang of it
It helps with your lactation….
I wanna learn this mum . …….
I wanna lactate more…..
Don Matthews
July 2021
Been just thrust into lockdown
Told my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.
They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have better
manners than mine). Demanded I post their work immediately.
So, I apologise for a sudden burst of their work while in lockdown.
The’re bored and want to keep busy. I can’t win……
I’ve been levitating like mad
but no lactation to be had? 🤔
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Maybe I misread the instructions. Maybe you gotta have tits?…..
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That’s a bit of a titty pity 🤔
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Nice one David…..shouldn’t it be titty pitty?
As in
I am a titty pittier
You don’t have tits like me?
Spent lots of gym work getting these
I’ll open blouse, you see?
Yikes! They’re tittier than Jennifers….
And done private not through the NHS……
Have a feel. None of this non-stick stuff…..
Shit, you’re corrupting me David……
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“Congratulations! … You are
now fully a abreast of this
slippery silicon situation, Don.”
~ The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
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I am indeed honoured ….one assumes Itty refers only to the small number of members in IBTC which looks after the interests of its many muti-sized titty members….
Are you in lockdown there?
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No. North Queensland is
footloose and covid free.
I actually feel a bit naked
walking around without
a mask 😷 Sadly, heading
home soon to a Pandemic
Dan Lock Down 🔒😵
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Just caught up you’re still in Nth Qld. Are you driving back down?…..
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Not this time, Don. We’d have
to drive back the long way
through the Northern Territory,
and South Australia, in order to
avoid the N.S.W. border.
We drove the Stuart Highway,
through Alice Springs, all the
way to Darwin a couple of years
ago. Linda now refuses to be
stuck riding shotgun that long
ever again 😭
So we’re flying RatsJet✈️ . . .
Pandemic Dan allowing? 🤔
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RatsJet have lifted their game I hear. Put sieves on front of their engines. No more geese being sucked in. Learnt from Rodney Stewart’s unfortunate experience. You don’t know about this? Stay tuned. FCS roving reporter Poet Don has the story cued up. Who’s he you ask.? Don’t ask silly questions……
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I tried to sneak a goose aboard
a RatsJet flight, but it made my
hand luggage too heavy. I had no
money to pay the RatsJet extra
weight levy, so sadly I let that
goose loose on the runway ✈️
. . . Oops! 💥 Sorry 😳
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So you’re the one to blame…..
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🤪
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You should try it. For exercise not lactation…..
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I am afraid I am lack of strength to uphold myself, and the sliding burn….
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You are in a bad way……I assume you are in deep lockdown there?……I’m almost to the end of a 7-day one and am going round the twist…….
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We are in complete lockdown. I haven’t got out of my pjs…
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I’ve read it’s not good there. And these stupid idiots breaking all the rules for a protest rally. They deserve to get it an be hospitalised. We are out of our 7-day lockdown tomorrow night but still with restrictions…..
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Early congrats!
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I do feel for you……
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Thank you Don!
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But you will need to put clean pjs on at some stage…..
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