This chap he took a Ryanair
Flight to Krakow, Poland
There would’ve been no problem
Except he’s on a roll, and…
Fired up on the good stuff
Fired up rather well
He caused disturbance and surprise
When dressed as Tinkerbell
The police arrived to escort
Green-dress-and-fairy-wings
Off the plane (not ‘llowed to fly)
Hey ring-a-ding-a-ding
Ryanair are calling for
Airport limit drinks
To stop more Tinkers, Robin Hoods?
From causing airplane jinx
Tinkerbell she would’ve been
Unimpressed with him
Disrupting aircraft passengers
To satisfy a whim
No. Readers of my verses
You’ll definitely agree
That Tinkerbell would never sprinkle
Fairy dust on he
Now parents please don’t read
This poem to your kids
They’ll think Tinker’s gone bonkers
And gone and hit the skids
Don Matthews
August 2018
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6071691/Drunk-man-dressed-Tinkerbell-kicked-Ryanair-flight.html
I’m chuckling at his brazen tale! Great story to report on poetically.
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You can see I wrote this 2 years ago when it happened. When writing about factual happenings I like to provide a link to the actual event to show I haven’t taken off on a flight of fancy. Fortunately it was still there. Guess it shows once something goes up it’s there forever…
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Lucky that it was! I didn’t notice the time stamp…
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Haha, I didn’t know about this story. Well rendered here Don 🙂
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Just don’t read it to any kiddies Tom. They would be devastated….
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